A Texas Bar-B-Q

Way down in Crawford Texas,
Where the Blue Bonnets grow. Georg Bush had a Bar-B-Q,
for close friends we all know.

His Buddy Mr. Cheney
and Enron's Kenny Lay.
It was a Texas Bar-B-Q
A Celebration day.

But they could find no beef.
No meat was to be had.
It looked mighty bleak,
Gearge Bush felt awfully sad.

Then Worldcom's Mr. Eppers,
said, 'Why not cook the books?' and oh how they all smiled, and sported cheery knowing looks.

Ken Lay and Arthur Anderson, they both did volunteer.
Said 'books are things we know about, they're good as any steer.'

No one would be left out.
They all would help the cooks
They added to the recipe.
With their own funny books.

Just then came Harvey Pitt.
Said he hoped he wasn't late
I feel like piggin' out.
Those books look really great.

It was a Texas Bar-B-Q,
Like you've never seen before.
Too bad you weren't invited,
but they may be fixin' more.